Crust
The most unappetizing of all, is the crust. This is the part of the pie that you pray you don't wake up next to New Year's morning, because you're gonna be knawing your arm off to get the hell away. Chelsea Clinton is a great example of crust. Would you want to wake up next to that? I didn't think so.The easiest way to avoid eating crust is to know your limits. Drink too much and one of these ugly slices starts looking really good. So if you know you're going to be drinking heavily, get a sober buddy (with good taste in pie) to size her up for you. Trust us, you'll be happier tomorrow morning.
Chapter 10 of 21
